Mommy You're Chunky!

I always call my infant chunky when I am playing with her.  I obviously need to come up with something else, because we all know that when toddlers pick up on anything they run for the border with it. I was in Wal-Mart today with LittleMizKnowItAll, who just turned 4 years old by the way.  I was waiting in line for the cashier when all of a sudden my little one says "Mommy you're getting chunky!"  She was so loud I swear people on Maui heard her.  Everyone turned around and looked at me.  I wanted to crawl under a rock.

Take your tooth out?

Today, my toddler was talking to my sister on the phone. My sister told her that her tooth was hurting. My toddler said "Why don't you take it out and rub it then?" I cracked up.