Mommy You're Chunky!
I always call my infant chunky when I am playing with her. I obviously need to come up with something else, because we all know that when toddlers pick up on anything they run for the border with it. I was in Wal-Mart today with LittleMizKnowItAll, who just turned 4 years old by the way. I was waiting in line for the cashier when all of a sudden my little one says "Mommy you're getting chunky!" She was so loud I swear people on Maui heard her. Everyone turned around and looked at me. I wanted to crawl under a rock.